"Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain."
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred